Now that Al Gore has a Nobel Peace Prize, his creation might be next [Spiffy]

Large Hadron Collider misses again. This is not a repeat from 2011 [Fail]

Tips for helping your dog to age gracefully. Apparently getting him a toupee and a Corvette doesn't cut it [Interesting]

Next stop on the Failboni thin ice pond tour - Keystone, CO (with sinking zamboni pic) [Fail]

10 impressive-looking dishes that are deceptively easy to make. Your dog wants some coq au vin [Cool]

Driver charged with DUI hit nearly triple the legal threshold for drunkenness. Fortunately, she didn't hit anything else with her school bus full of kids [Scary]

Vitamin D may help reduce the risk of almost any disease, say doctors who are trying to milk this information campaign for all it's worth [Interesting]

More miracles from modern medicine: "They said there was a rare, but real chance that my bottom jaw would become infected and might have to be removed" [Scary]

The US Supreme Court cannot afford to be seen taking the side of one corporation over another corporation [Obvious]

Defectors spill details of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il's secret network of agents, whose mission was purchasing Western goods from classified shopping lists [Strange]

Fresh off an armed raid of three bars for violating a silly administrative policy on beer, State Police raid a city beer distributor and seize cases of expensive Belgian and German brews [Asinine]

Is the number of earthquakes on the rise? Are we employing sheep's bladders properly to defend ourselves? [Obvious]

Research shows, Problem Children twice as likely to suffer chronic pain as adults. Karma tag sleeping peacefully [Ironic]

First day on the job, the new editor of Jezebel talked about her constipation. Of course, that attracted a dude with a fetish. So she interviewed him [Strange]

Photoshop this focused flow [Photoshop]

Next time your school's booster club is having a sale of donated items, be sure to go through the stuff and remove the porn, pirated DVDs and Aryan Nation publications [PSA]

Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive [Interesting]

If you think fish can't live to be 43 years old, you don't know Buttkiss [Cool]

Town puts of street signs warning drivers of drunk pedestrians. With a picture that any Farker would be proud of [Cool]

Car designers in 1958 thought we'd drive two-wheeled cars that were guided by radar and balanced by gyroscopes in the year 2000. Instead, we're driving Camry's with problematic pedals [Fail]